I might look a little normal on the outside,
But what I do hide, is something that you probably won't find
Without calling OIT, to reach me, and you will see
That I will satisfy your every need.
Despite my normalish appeal, I still feel
It is real, to find out your computer's deal.
Hopefully you'll understand, this new man
A new plan, his two hands are what makes this man a
(Computer Nerd)* That's what I be fool,
Don't be hatin' (cause) I be playing a different kind of school and I'm a
(Computer Nerd)* Through and true,
I always knew I would be cool when I do the things I do and I'm a
(Computer Nerd)* There's nothing to denyCause I be fly, at least I try,
I don't know why, sometimes I cry, I'm still a
(Computer Nerd)* You heard me right
My stuff be tight, all day all night, "I'm dynomite", I'm still a
Cool guy when I change your DPI to make your eyes wide
I know your brains fried, but let me try to
Explain a few, things to you, my mind be glue, and I be
A walking CPU
I got an IRQ, of 2.2, I thought you knew, give me a few
Instantaneously process you
You can't even try handle my speed, that's why you need,
To be freed, by me, and I am proud to be a
System Tool utility, Binary Search Tree, and don't forget
About my Microsoft Compatibility
I program like crazy, my skillz be amazing, my fingers
All be blazing, so don't you try to haze me
You can always find me in any directory,
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates can't lay a finger on me
I'm big and mean, I hit the scene, I'm cooler than your flat screen
I'll program till it MegaHertz. Ha! Cause I'm a
*Audience can shout "Computer Nerd" if they feel so inclined